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Agony Aunt (65)

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thanks AA
...but what if I'm tbe one looking in the windows? Don't you think I'm cute??!

Aunt

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You're so cute it should be legalised for window looking

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I do have a question. I would like to know how to attract normal men who aren't batshit crazy?

Aunt

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Every man and woman are batshit crazy, some of them are less batshit crazy. Avoid the ones that look at their reflection in every window that they pass.

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Agony aunt are you still here?

Aunt

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An Agony Aunt is still here. Do you have questions?

Wispy

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xxxx

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No, I don't want to fuck.

skaprincess

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i'm a music addict need help just want to get my guitar and go and play on American Idol

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Always follow your dreams
The harder the challenge the sweeter the success

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Dear agony aunt

what do i do when i want to stalk someone from afar but dont know where they live or work? Its taking over my life. Help!

Aunt

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Ask Leeph00n. Although someone as lovely as yourself shouldn't have to stalk. Uncle Aunt advises to take the bull by the horns and just ask Jase out.

Sensationregenerated

No Humanity whatsoever
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Is sheree actually my ex

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She avoid the question, this means she is still torn up inside from when you kicked her to the kerb. Obvious yes.

Walv

lanky wanker
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Dear Agony.

I fear I'm not as funny as I used to be.

How can I rectify this?

Kind Regards

Walv

Aunt

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Dear Walv

You are funny

In the head.

Now fuck off.
Would I make a good Agony Aunt?

Aunt

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No, people would die of tea poisoning.
Im so jel facemouth is so popular in so much short time why are people not joining my website profilemingle?

Aunt

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Do you have a photo of yourself on Profilemingle?

If so I'd suggest deleting it. That might help.

KrazyKat

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My spidey senses are telling me strongly that you are stitch or Nicola?
Amirite or schizophrenic?

Aunt

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The second, you should seek help from a trained medical professional.

KrazyKat

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I've had one if my thrice yearly baths but I still smell like shit, help?

Aunt

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Neat bleach.

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I want to get drunk and shout abuse at people I hardly know on FaceMouth, because it's good fun, but there's a little voice in my head saying that I'm too old to do these things now. Should I listen to reason or follow my heart?

Aunt

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I suggest you follow your head unless your are trying to be a new me member of jase and his mongo squad

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Wrong lady, I would kill him.

Surely Elle would be perfect for him, keeping him on THE toe?

Aunt

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I'm never wrong. He can use his toe to flick the cobwebs off of your minge.

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Who would make the perfect partner for our Jase?

He's desperately seeking love.

What should he do to find happiness?

Aunt

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You nina
I think you would give him some function and sanity