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Tags: hi hi hi

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8 guests ffs

Wizzabelle

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Heeeeeeeeeey

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Heya Wizza was you lurking? lol

How are you? and how much are your lovehearts?

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So forgot about that tune!

B
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Wizzabelle

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No I weren't lurking

I'm ok can't really be bothered today though. You?

A fiver?

dancovreturns

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Lurkywizza ;)

Neither can I, sun has fucked off and its humid as hell :( Horrible sticky weather

Where is everyone?

Will give you a tenner

Wizzabelle

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We've actually got sun today! It's made an appearance as we're back at work!!

I don't know being losers.

Deal

ner

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hey guys

i hate mondays

leon

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Lurky Wurky

dancovreturns

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Usually what happens with me I go indoors and the fucker reappears :(

I think I am being ripped off tbh

ner
hey guys i hate mondays



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Hey Leon hows it hangin'

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Might buy a laptop actually so I can use it outside

leon

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Sound mate, you? I'm just on my dinner

dancovreturns

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I got an egg with two folks in, supposed to be lucky.

Not superstitious but I might have a pop on the lottery

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Oh you at work

Yeah great thanks apart from sticking into my chair

Just waiting for Iceland to deliver my munch

leon

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I'm having scrambled egg and ham sandwiches with brown bread. Had 2 sachets of porridge this mornin too. Fish, veg and poatatos later with a protein shake then doing a workout.


This diet is fucking killing me, not had a greggs in days!

leon

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Yeah man at work. I've got my birds laptop while she's on holiday so I'll be on TC this week. Day off tomorrow in fact, I'll be on.

Wizzabelle

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I need to seriously change my business name!

leon

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Is it eyelashes you do, Sib?

ner

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haha. gonna listen to that every monday from now on, so apt

lobotomy and lashes wasn't a good idea in the first place chevvy

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You'll be hench in no time but I could murder a steak bake right now. Pure fed up of chicken and tuna, I need to get creative.

Sweet I will probably be on but the choices of movies being played I find very offputting personally.
I know I whinge a lot but ffs if I see Zulu being played one more time

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Haha I was watching inbetweeners with him last night, thought it would of bored me as ive seen them but I was stoned, found it well funny.

I might make my own room for chatting and music only, it's weird watching films with people on the net lol

Wizzabelle

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Yeh I do lashes but I now also do, brows, tanning and gel nails.

I will be doing ear candles massage and facial soon.

It was a terrible idea Ren.

dancovreturns

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Oh that was on as well I didn't like that at all and couldn't understand why everyone found it so funny.
Alright I guess if you're into simple comedies. It was all a bit Karl Pilkington meets Grange Hill

leon

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Pristine cosmetics

leon

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Sibs world of fakery

leon

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Self Conscious Cosmetics

Wizzabelle

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Its enhancing your natural beauty not faking Leon. Goodness.

ner

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Wtf is ear candling?!

Wizzabelle

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Those names are rubbish.

ner

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lol @ self conscious cosmetics

Wizzabelle

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Similar to that Ren. If you're ever around my way i'll do you one.

leon

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Sibs Eyelashes and Beauty Bar

"We'll make you look like everyone else!"

ner

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what does putting a candle in your ear do tho..

leon

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It makes you ears look silky smooth but you lose your hearing.

The price that women pay to look good is surreal

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How about The beauty spot?

Wizzabelle

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Draws out the ear wax.

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Head to (Jases) toe

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Leon I'm sure you'd prefer if all girls didn't wear make up or both looking after themselves, right?

The beauty spot is the best so far. My friends suggestion is beaYOUtify by Siobhan

Wizzabelle

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bother*

dancovreturns

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On the lash :P

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Do you do waxing?

Lashes and gashes

Wizzabelle

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Lol no. I don't want to do waxing either. Maybe one day but waxing doesn't interest me.

dancovreturns

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Beauty TheRapist!

Wizzabelle

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You guys suck!

ner

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why not just Be You, Bijou. a jewel

or

the femmatorium

or

woolworths

ner

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lmao dan

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The Beauty Spot!

NAILED IT!

Wizzabelle

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There's to many

Wizzabelle

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too

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Chat 49 that is what you call a FB slug :P

I can't think of anymore

Wizzabelle

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Yeh 49 online and how many wanna talk to me :'(

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I think Be-you-tiful by Siobhan. That will do... Right?!

dancovreturns

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Sounds a bit corny to me but wtf do I know about beauty salons

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Cornier the better.